So I was on a cruise ship with my sister. We're in our 40s and we were going to be at sea the next day as well so we decided to trip balls. We're in the pool which is too cold for anyone not in menopause or on something. It's just us ans we went from.being miso soup I was the seaweed as my sister couldn't stand wearing her lanyard and she was tofu. Then the lights were glowing green so we decided we were sea witches like Ursula. It then became our mission to lure young men into the pool. I got the first one by making a dragonball Z abridged reference. He was 16 years younger and I called him sparkletits my mythical steed and rode him around the pool. His buddy was also muscely and he was dubbed beefalo boy. I probably could have got laid if I didn't just see him as a construct of my mind. Good times